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Mysterio enters a sexier Jake Gyllenhaal phase of his life

Mysterio, aka the fictional make-up man from the not real Spider man, has now decided that he no longer want to be like a lame non sexy dude. He just wants to get to the top of the damn sexy mountain and be like Jake Gyllenhaal who is super sexy but also seems like a chill nice guy, which makes him, you know, even more sexy.

I guess some people get to have everything. I for weeks tried to mail him a collection of screenplays titled  Warren g Harding Big Blockersuster. I get nothing. First Denmark treats me like chump, now you, Jake. I was the president of the United States. Mysterio is not even real. That's what hurts the most you know, Jake, that no seems to care about me.

 

Dumb idiot screws North Korea in only way dumb idiot could

Denmark to pull out some troops from Iraq and I had to learn it like a nobody

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