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Denmark to pull out some troops from Iraq and I had to learn it like a nobody

Well this is just breaking my heart. Not the fact that the Danish troops are pulling out of Iraq, which is very good, but it's me having to be told about it like some random nobody even though Prince Frederik and me we were like bros. What was that night all about.

I mean the night I hung out with you. I cried; it was beautiful; it was wonderful. It was the deepest emotional time then we played Punch and Judy. This was one of the great days of my life. But now this? I'm just some nobody who did not have the privilege of learning troop movements?

I watched a six-hour long puppet show, dude. So now I'm going to give my real thoughts about your show. There are many pacing issues and a few songs are too long. So there.

Mysterio enters a sexier Jake Gyllenhaal phase of his life

Charlie Brooker on How to report Mass Murders

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