Nostalgic Critic looks angrily in broken mirror as blood drips down from his hand.
The once and forever nostalgic critic Doug Walker today has been staring intensely in the broken mirror as his hand bleeds from the cracking of it. As a hundred different miniature versions stare back at him he thinks to where it all went wrong. Could there have been some point to stop it? It could have been the shitty ... or it could have been the felonious business practices that cost thousands of dollars and barely achieved anything. His dashed dreams of a popular web series that really wasn't that great and was kind of lame wicth forced him to come back to the old world.
Could he and his associates, especially Mike Michaud, his Svengali, who even now is, watching him from the rafters as Walker stares forlornly into the mirror, knowing that he long ago reached the peak of his career, that there's only ever a slide down.
Michauds bulbous eye staring just outside the shadow that fallows him were ever he goes. He said in a low, rapturous voice, : "It was their fault. How dare they want things like making a living and contract assurances, being able to recover from surgeries? Being women? who do they think they the King North Sea Empire”
“yea they acting like Cnut the Great over their” said Doug his eye still blood shoot, his voice still hoarse with rage of a million bat credit cards.
“They are not no Cnut the Great You, you have done nothing wrong. It's okay. Channel Awesome will continue to survive even if we did lose numerous popular contributors." Said Michaud
It was reported later Doug Walker continued to hit the mirror Into the night.