Selections

Authors

 

         World Wide News

               Selections

            Authors

             Review and Criticism

England's official government sponsored celebrity television show gets new cast member.

England's official government sponsored celebrity television show gets new cast member.

The nation of England's official celebrity family whose television show, The News Wink, celebrated the addition of a new cast member. When the two most popular cast members, William and Kate, decided to have a third child, the nation was in a tizzy. "Ooh, a new cast member in the official designated celebrity list that we all have" said many people in England. Presumably, I've never been there myself. All the accents. I've never been there myself. I'm not classy enough I assume, and also I've never bothered to leave. I've only ever been to two places, my home turf and this place that I'm in right now, this apartment.

So anyways, I don't know what England looks like, probably large E and N put together. You know, the place, but anyways. So everybody in England I assume has been super happy and gosh this looks like a new prince, and the celebrities all look like nice people. And I think it's real smart that the government gets a full lock down control on those celebrity things. Unlike here in America, which is the country I think I'm in. 

Mr. Fantastic now has a crazy, sexy, new beard, in Dan Slott's new Fantastic Four series.

stop yelling at that poor, innocent, sweet boy, Mark Zuckerberg. Gosh darn it.

stop yelling at that poor, innocent, sweet boy, Mark Zuckerberg. Gosh darn it.

0