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Haley Smith of the program American Dad officially confirmed to be 19.

Now, I know what you're saying to yourself, "This is maybe the smallest news item ever. Why would anyone care about this? She's just an animated character in a television show." Well, let's talk about this.

Haley Smith  American Dad

In a recent episode of the animated program American Dad (paranoid frandroid), Haley Smith said she was 19. That has never, ever happened on an animated show before. It's literally rarer than an eclipse or like a dog learning to play the trumpet. They had to fight the entire universe inch by inch and change the very course of reality to finally confirm that she's 19 because for the past several years she's been 18. I just want you to know that this is an extremely, insanely rare event that I don't think will ever be repeated in all of history again. All of the characters will remain still in age, but Haley got to see one more year. So congratulations to her, I guess.

John Bolton says nothing but the word "war" on his first day in the White House.

Russians get to have a fun play act and vote

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