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"The Eagles" beat the Vikings and get their spot in the "SuperBowl".

The Eagles beat the Vikings and get their spot in the Super Bowl. So did you read that? I just read that and I'm like, "Whoa, I didn't even know that eagles could play football and that they were playing against vikings?" Those must be like some really small eagles, you know? They must be from a lab, and they must be like really smart, because they were able to grab that ball a bunch and take it to the other side. I wonder how the vikings got into the game of football.

Do you think while they were in their long ships, roaming around looking for raids, they were like, "Hey, maybe we should also play football and become a professional football team?" And they were like, "Why would we give up the glory and the honor of the raid for glorious Odin?"

Then the guy was like, "You know, you got a point there." So they kind of forgot about it for a while. But then the raiding business dried up and they were like, "Okay, I guess we'll do that football thing because we just raided this whole football team ship that was full of football players." And they're like, "We got all their clothes, might as well." Well, they were no match to eagles, because eagles, as previously established before, can fly. And that's the truth. All right.

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Shock and awe. Tony Stark will be returning as Iron Man. That's the type of headline you wanted, right Marvel?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Promethea is going to be in dc AHHHHHHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Promethea is going to be in dc AHHHHHHHHHH!

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