How is it cold in Houston? This seems pathologically just unfair. It's cold in Houston. Why is it cold in Houston? How is it possible? It's so cold that I can barely leave my apartment and almost nothing is open. It's like we're in bizarro land here. Who angered a witch and or a mystical traveler of some sort? Was it Sylvester Turner, the mayor of Houston? Did he anger Anemoi, the God of the Northern Wind?
I don't know. You know, that's the thing about politics here in Texas; they often don't talk about their current standing with the Pantheon. It's a thing that many people, I assume, complain about often and frequently. So you need to put a better answer out, Sylvester Turner. What have you done to anger Anemoi, the God of the Northern Wind? I demand answers. Answers most high.