Trump ate the cookie, thus passing the cognitive test says top White House doctor.
White House doctor, Navy Rear Admiral Ronny L. Jackson, administered the physical exam this Friday and said that Trump did really great in the numerous tests designed to test the President's health. He did exceptionally in everything - from the cookie test, where they place a cookie and several ingots in front of Trump and if he selects the cookie, he successfully passed the test, to the pet the dog test, where one has to pet a dog, to the most difficult test where the doctor, who considers him less of a patient and more of a friend and even a son figure, looks deep into Trump's eyes and says, "Now son, are you being healthy?"
And Trump has to answer honestly, "Yes, Dad. I mean, doctor. I mean, Navy Rear Admiral, Ronny L. Jackson. I feel fine."
"It's a difficult collection of tests that must be just so hard for that brave little boy to go through," said Rear Admiral Ronny L. Jackson, "and he so deserves to pass so hard."