Gatorade in trouble over video game that discourages people from drinking water

  Gatorade is in trouble over a mobile video game called "bolt!"

 The game is loaded with subtle anti-water advertisements a cartoon version of Usain Bolt saying things like:

"Gatorade gives birth to gods; water is death." 

"Gatorade was made from the blood of alligators where as water is made of evil men."

"Only those who drink Gatorade shall be allowed to join me on my spaceship when the great water meteor destroys earth." 

 Needless to say they're in a lot of trouble..  



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