Winnie the Pooh banned in China by President Xi because he made Xi look lovable

Winnie the Pooh, a well loved cartoon bear, was banned in China as people actually liked him, unlike President Xi, who has carefully cultivated a reputation as a quick-to-anger giant man-child who has most likely doomed China to a major economic crash in a few years.

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