Emperor Tim has Died

The Emperor of Dereacobi, a small land-locked nation of a particularly unexplored part of Eastern Europe, has died, reaching the ripe old age of 28. He died one of the most common deaths that emperors face in the nation, by tragically committing suicide by shooting himself in the back 26 times. It is said that soon a new emperor will be chosen, but for now the nation mourns its hero.

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