A Velociraptor walked into Crepe Cupcakes in Houston, Texas, and bought a cupcake. It appeared to own a credit card, and when asked questions about what it was and what it was doing here, it refused to answer. It ate the cupcake in the store and got into a Nissan Sentra and drove away. There have been no other sitings of Velociraptors or of Velociraptors eating cupcakes in the area. We will report more on this as the story continues to unfold.