Little Rascals' deaths to be remade

In celebration of an anniversary of something or other, a mad billionaire has founded a movie studio, then declared the Little Rascals stars' deaths shall be remade in painstaking detail with all the cancer and alcoholism and souls being destroyed by rage in the world of prison, because of shooting John Lennon and being in an underground fighting ring and alcoholism that is needed for it.

"I have been dreaming of this for years," said the mad billionaire hidden behind shadows in flowing dark robes.

It should be a something if it ever gets shown to non-mad billionaires, or you could see that remake from the 90's  - same thing really.



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