Camelot Magazine will not be Reporting on a Breaking Story about Hulk Hogan

Breaking news. We’ve just been informed by a confidential source about a pretty amazing story about Hulk Hogan, but because we’re terrified of getting sued, we will never report it. Instead, we simply wish to emphasize to Mr. Hogan that we in no way wish to report this situation or this incident. We will simply post pleasant pictures of sunflowers instead. Sunflowers can’t get you sued; sunflowers are happy things that have done nothing. We are a media company that is in no way like Gawker. Also Peter Thiel is great. Please don’t sue us. Love, Camelot Magazine.

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