Puerto Rico Votes to Become a U.S. State

Most Americans were given a surprise geography lesson today as Puerto Rico voted to become a state. They expressed shock as they had simply assumed that Puerto Rico was a foreign country, and began to put two and two together on a lot of strange ideas. They overtly wondered then if Sonia Sotomayor, the first Latina Supreme Court Justice, was actually born in America and not in a foreign country like most reporters had assumed. Then it is also super weird that we played Puerto Rico in the Olympics. We’re essentially just playing ourselves. What is the deal with that?  You sure picked a hell of a time to join, buddy. Welcome.

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