Although long stated to be dead, Paul McCartney was found alive performing onstage at a sold-out show advertising the music of Paul McCartney as played by Paul McCartney. When asked about where he had been since the recording of Abbey Road, Paul McCartney told us a fascinating story, that he had founded another band called Wings, acted in a pirate movie, and recorded in the double digit number of albums. People at the concert expressed shock: “Why, I didn’t know he was alive. I just went to this. It shocked me to learn this at a Paul McCartney concert,” said one concert goer wearing a Chaos and Creation in the Backyard shirt.
“He’s been performing alive for 40 years? Well, you never know,” said local New York resident Thomas Peekhouser, “it’s a shock of shocks.”