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The Senate passes tax bill.

 The Senate passes tax bill thing. It's not good for a lot of people, really good for like rich people. It's such a coincidence that Congress seems to be almost made up entirely of really rich people and a lot of their thoughts seems to help rich people. I wonder if there's any connection between the two. Not sure. That's not for me to see and decide. I don't got time to figure stuff like that out. I've got more important things to do like reporting on the new He-Man movie directed by David S. Goyer, the most important thing in the world. Will He-Man's loins look as great as they did in the cartoon or the other cartoon that was underrated that was maybe in, I think, the 2000? Who knows? Senate tax reform, it seems to give millions of great tax cuts to really rich people while other people get really screwed, not my concern. Featured on media qualifies me and also, I need to put a lot of means in this. Beautiful means. Wonderful means. Sexy means.

David Goyer making a He-Man movie. Why not?

In a shocking twist, Streaky and Crypto have broken up. Yes, that's both a dog and a cat, not people.

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