In a shocking twist, Streaky and Crypto have broken up. Yes, that's both a dog and a cat, not people.

Shocking news to all true comic book fans out there. Streaky, the super cat, and Crypto, the super dog, have broken up. It's super awkward. Also, this is a story about a dog and a cat and dogs, who’s are characters that were in a relationship. That's a real thing that has just occurred. It's weird, right? But in way, beautiful. But kind of really weird, too. So anyways, I don't got a lot to say about that, I just thought it was weird.

The Senate passes tax bill.

Ivanka Trump to promote working women in India. Like in a random, totally off the cuff suggestion. Garment industry, maybe.