Trump vanished from Earth for 11 minutes today because of Twitter.

Trump vanished from Earth for 11 minutes today because of Twitter.

Donald Trump disappeared seemingly vanished from Earth for 11 minutes today. White House officials describe him as one minute existing, there as they were yelled at for not yelled at for not admiring his electoral victory. And then in another instant, he was gone for 11 minutes. And the world turned beautiful. The birds sang. The birds sang. People rode their bikes. The sun shone for a second. And then he returned.

Twitter, it turns out, having the innate Twitter, it turns out, has the innate developed a secret device. It's called a Some sort of device to eliminate people, to disappear people from Earth, presumably. You know, because his Twitter account was gone for 11 minutes. And they say it was a rogue employee, a rogue employee. No, it was a testing. Twitter plans to take over the Earth. 

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