Get this, Jeff Sessions lied some more.

 Boy, would you believe it that Jeff Sessions, the little evil elf that sits on your back when you're asleep and tries to drag you into hell, lied some more. In the recent indictments, it was found out he further lied about his meetings with Russia. Oh well. What a funny coincidence that that sociopath is doing. Har-har-har-har-har-har. 

In generally delightful news, Laurence Fishburne seems to absolutely love working on a Marvel movie.

Oh shut up you giant child