So-called scientists who are clearly in the employ of the powerful sea monster union have claimed what they call extensive research and scientific backing that wind from the ocean could theoretically power the entirety of human civilization.
Clearly, clearly, clearly, this is a plot by the powerful sea monster lobby to get Donald Trump out in the middle of the ocean so that he can be eaten by a sea monster. It is well-known that sea monsters crave presidential flesh the most. When a sea monster like the Leviathan, that dastardly devil, that murderous monster, gouges on a person, that he or she is forgotten totally. It is how we lost President Alexander Thompson, President Nathan Steldman, and President John Arbuckle, just to name a few. The sea monsters will stop at nothing, but they will eventually learn as all learn that the Dome knows all and will rule all.
via Washington Post