Adventures in the Pirate Continent: Episode 14 - Something Pirate-y!
It was then that a lone, single pirate walked into Penelope's. He sat down and got a drink. His name was Longjeffy Silver, or you know, something pirate-y in that regard.
"Oh, a pirate! I was wondering why people keep calling this the pirate continent. See? I hadn't seen any pirates up until this point. It was like, 'Weird name, man,'" said Dylan.
"It's more of a metaphor than anything else. It's not a literal continent full of pirates. The continent itself is a pirate," said Jay.
"Oh, okay. That makes sense, I guess."
"Huh. See? I always thought you were mispronouncing it and it was Priscilla continent," said Eliza.
"Really? " said Jay.
"Yes, and don't give me that weird look. I feel really self conscious now, but I admitted that, and I would really like some insurance that I'm doing okay," said Eliza.
"Yes your doing ok" said Jay.
"So, what's next?" said Dylan.
"Oh, right, glad you mentioned that. Well, we'll have to get the funds together to head out. But our next step is Set on Fire, and then Poisoned Island."
Dylan started to sweat just a little bit, because that name was like, "Whaa? Weird, man, that's a super weirdo name," she said in, more or less, words. I don't feel like going into what she said, exactly. You get the idea.
Whoa, scary stuff. "Oh no, no, no, no. I see that look on your face. Don't worry, it's just named after the founder...."
"Oh, phew," said Dylan.
" 'sss terrible death. You didn't let me finish. The founder's terrible death," said Jay.
"Oh, okay, so that's good. Don't worry ya. That's good," said Dylan.
"Don't worry love, don't like that no more. You know what it is in reality? Don't, I wouldn't worry about that, I mean," said Eliza.
"You guys thought I was dead?" said Dylan.
The set really was quite beautiful, and as Dylan ran through it
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Dylan woke to an impossibility.
didn't live in what you would call a traditional apartment building.
a phone that was ringing.
The continent itself is a pirate
"Well, I hope you don't assume I'm coming along," said Dylan.
The Quest Begins.
Oh, Eliza and Jay go way back
The sharks surrounded Eliza and Dylan.
Dylan and Eliza ran as fast they could from the violent angry Vikings.
They're goanna do worse. They're goanna kill you, right?
"were back" Welcome to the center of the pirate continent, Port Allesandro a place of magic and wonder.
Dylan quietly dangled her arms over the ship
“Why are we not moving?” said Dylan.
The sea monster looked like a whale and a shark had had a baby
Dylan looked out at the endless ocean and came to a very important decision
She ran screaming past Dylan’s cabin