Look at Tom Brady. He is a such a big smart guy. Look at him drink Gatorade like some sort of grownup. You can almost see him being in office with this. He is so smart; you can really tell he is a good smart boy. Don't you just want to tousle his hair? Everyone says he is so smart, that I bet Tom Brady can do so many things.
Like how much grumby guss he's being. You can tell I'm so sad. I mean Tom Brady really wants a snow cone though so he can be happy. This is not for Tom Brady though because Tom Brady has to practice abstinence. But you can do that for him if you have a snow cone. Just secretly give it to me, Tom Brady says, but not to my wife Gisele Bündchen. She likes cupcakes.
Tom Brady's wife Gisele Bündchen is smart. She's a model and a business woman, and not in that order. She is so smart that she can go up to deer and pet them, unlike Tom Brady who just keeps counting their millions of dollars instead. I don't know why. The deer are very cute. Tom Brady just wants to keep thinking about that it's good that she is so rich.