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Looking For Ayahuasca: Part 6

Looking For Ayahuasca: Part 6

So  this gun was poking me. It was like crazy rude. I wanted to sleep for like two hours more but he was not listening to me. He was yelling at me in Spanish to get up. I tried to explain to him that I was a very respected journalist in America.

"Why do you just assume I know how to speak English?" said the man.

"You do," I said.

"Well yes, but it's like racist to think that," said the man.

"Listen, trust me, I know. I survived in this jungle for weeks," I said.

"20 minutes is how long it's been," said the man.

Clearly that was wrong. I mean a life of playing Minecraft had expertly taught me how to survive in the wilderness. That's why I was living in a hole, like Paul from the video game Minecraft. At this point I tried to guess the width of the hole, which we could argue was either great or really great. I was hit again.

And I blacked out again. On TV, it happens after one. In real life it takes a lot more than once. It takes six or seven times and then you forget that guy's name whose married to your mom.

This Darkness

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