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we have not updated our privacy policy in fact we have made it worse

we have not updated our privacy policy in fact we have made it worse

Hello. Sean Arnold here, editor-in-chief of Camelot Magazine. Recently I'm sure everybody has been inundated in their emails about the GDPR, a new law set forth by the European Union to finally regulate what many feel is an imbalance in companies' use of our private data. While we support the law, we've decided to, in fact, not update our privacy policy. Now, in fact, we've decided to make it much worse. That's right. We're going full illegal on this. We're not only defying the European law, we're defying American law. We're defying even God's law.

That's right. That's right. We're going full pirate on this. You think your data has been sold? You better believe it's because you visited us, because right now, Camelot Magazine is signaling high and signaling proud to any rogue nation state that wants it. We're selling. North Korea, Russia, China, even small places like Australia. If you wanna get in on this, feel free. Your name Jeff? You want some freaking data? You wanna learn some stuff? Pennies on the dollar. There is literally no low we will not sink to in order to squeeze out a few delicious dollars from this stone we call Camelot Magazine. And if you wanna help ensure that all privacy shall die a horrible and painful death, you could always check our newsletter.

update

Well, I've been arrested. I should've known. The European Union doesn't muck around. I shouldn't have said I was deliberately trying to flaunt it. I knew this would be an issue. Darn. Darn, darn, darn! Well, until I can escape in some manner or some such thing, I'll unfortunately have to put the magazine on a slight break full of reruns. Let's say two weeks, until either I win enough Pokemon card games or some other things happen. 

The Days of Wine and Lime

The Days of Wine and Lime

thank you katy perry

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