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I'm very classy. I want that known.

I went to the opera last night. Many people don't go to the opera ... opera at all. But guess what? I went to one. And it was classy as shit, man. There were guys and they were going and singing their opera stuff. And get this! It wasn't just some normal opera, you know ... opera ... it was an opera adaptation of Macbeth. Say what? Yeah, man!

So that means I got to see double ... classy points. Because not only did I go see a Macbeth, you know, a Shakespeare thing, but it was an opera Shakespeare. So I think I deserve so many points on the classy scale. If people come up ... come up to talk to you about me, and they say, "Is he classy or not?" You can say, "Well guess what, he's ... he goes and sees Shakespeare ... Shakespeare opera. That's right."

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I would like to marry you China

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