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The new hottest makeup trend

The new hottest makeup trend

Oh, boy, this is exciting, what everybody's really looking forward to, and it's the thing that the young people are doing. What you gotta do is you gotta really make up the eyes. Get some eyeliner and put it on thick around your eyes because the hope is that you'll imitate the look of somebody who's essentially dead inside from the horrific violence that all them young people have to keep witnessing all the time.

You know, it's a fun event. You can feel real good and important, and hip and cool. Everybody will go up to you and says, whoa, you're young and hip. You must be in high school at the least because when I look into your eyes, I see nothing but an emotionally-dead-inside person who in order to survive the pain of constantly reliving those horrific days will just have shut off emotionally. Neat. That's what the big fashion trendsetters are all talking about today!

It's weird no one brought up the Owl-men at NBA press conference, right?

It's weird no one brought up the Owl-men at NBA press conference, right?

Ten Things You Don't Know About Spiderman

Ten Things You Don't Know About Spiderman

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