Selections

Authors

 

         World Wide News

               Selections

            Authors

             Review and Criticism

New homeowners really hope painting the door red will remove the whole serial killer vibe from this house.

New homeowners really hope painting the door red will remove the whole serial killer vibe from this house.

Young couple, Jerry and Anise Smith, have finally painted the door on their new house red, in hopes of finally getting rid of the house's odd murder vibe that everybody who's ever walked into it has felt. Jerry and Anise were quoted as saying that "hopefully people will stop feeling the overwhelming urge to kill somebody the second they enter" their house, and just enjoy it for its lovely wainscoting.

Jerry had privately hoped that he'll stop hearing the voices in the middle of the night to just end it all. End it all and destroy all who come before them. Anise was also quoted as that she "hoped that stopped for Jerry too".

The audience demands more shots of people looking scared as the planet is destroyed, in the television show Krypton.

Michael Bay's 20 day cry

Michael Bay's 20 day cry

0