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Michael Bay's 20 day cry

Michael Bay's 20 day cry

I had been standing outside Michael Bay's office for an hour. Yeah, I was pretty sure when I went out to the thing and I said, "Hey, I'm from Camelot Magazine, I'm here to interview Michael Bay," and they were like, I don't know you, who are you, get out of here and that I wasn't going to get in. But then we all heard this extreme amount of crying and they kind of just forgot about me at this point.

  Michael Bay sad all sexy nsfw   idiot being like big fuck dumb dumb

It wasn't until a little while later that one of Mr. Bay's representatives came out and through the sobs, he told me, "Yes, you are the interviewer, you see unfortunately Mr. Bay is not up to doing it right now."

"He sounds like not happy", I said.

  Michael Bay not sad but happy and sexy   directing

“Oh, Mr. Bay is fine. This happens every once in a while. At some point he'll just start crying for days on end. It's what we call the cry phase of Michael's career, you see. And if he goes for 20 days, we submerge him in a water-like substance for a couple of hours and when he pops out, he'll come out of it with a brand new script for a hit film.”

"Oh, that's an interesting creative process I guess," I said.

 

New homeowners really hope painting the door red will remove the whole serial killer vibe from this house.

New homeowners really hope painting the door red will remove the whole serial killer vibe from this house.

I'm sorry I didn't fix global warming by shooting it in the face. An apology by Gerard Butler.

I'm sorry I didn't fix global warming by shooting it in the face. An apology by Gerard Butler.

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