That's okay. That's okay. Even though you've reneged on a promise that was made while you were totally paying attention in the middle of that heavy traffic thing for a brief second.
So it seems we are now in a cat-and-mouse game, were I am the cat and the mouse and thus I must bring out my most deadly of tools: the terrifying, horrific blackmail that I do not have against you.
If anybody does have some blackmail against the president of HBO, Michael Lombardo or the man who's about to succeed him, Casey Boyles, please send it to email@example.com and I will use it.
It is now an officially declared blood feud. HBO, it is on, and I will not be reviewing any of your shows except for several of them on a case-by-case basis. If I like them and if I remember the blood feud is on, HBO, and I will continue to subscribe to your streaming services in protest. In protest!