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The list of things Richard Linklater should do with his time when he's not making movies.

The first thing that Richard Linklater should do is he should start up a golf course called Richard Linklater's Links.

The second thing Richard Linklater should do is he should found a web company, and the only thing that should be on it is a 90s style website directory called Richard Linklater's Links.

 Richard Linklater

The third thing Richard Linklater should be doing when he's not making movies, say if Richard Linklater is at a party, when Richard Linklater wants to leave, Richard Linklater should say, instead of the traditional things like goodbye or see ya, "Richard is Link, later," and he should leave.

The fourth thing that Richard Linklater should do is he should play every single Zelda game. I believe Richard Linklater should buy and play every single Zelda game, and any time they ask him to name a character, he should write nothing, and keep the name Link. He should mentally attach, any time somebody says Link in the game, the word "Later."

The fourth thing that Richard Linklater should do when he ain't making no movies is that Rich Linklater should start a cartoon series about an alligator, and the alligator's name, the thing that he turns his sunglasses-covered head to nod approval at when a bevy of babes drive past him, should of course be, "Richard Alligator."

The fifth thing that Richard Linklater should do ... Oh, wait. This be the fifth thing that Richard Linklater should be doing when he's not making his films. He should dress up once as Darth Vader, and get that picture posted to an internet website and call himself Richard Linkvader.

The fifth thing. No, no, no. You're getting behind yourself. The sixth thing  that Richard Linklater should do is, he should star in a film about Abraham Lincoln being turned into a futuristic robot. They should call it "The Lincolnator."

The seventh thing that Richard Linklater should do when he's not making his movies is, he should start a catering company called Richard Linkcater. He can serve whatever he feels like. Delicious little things. Tasty little crumpets. It needs to be called Richard Linkcater.

 Richard Linklater being all sexy

Richard Linklater being all sexy

Tied into this one is the eighth thing that Richard Linklater should be doing when he's not making his films. He should become a waiter. That way he could be Richard Linkwaiter.

The eighth thing that Richard Linklater should be doing when he's not making his movies is, he should start some sort of service that rates things, or simply just become a dedicate member of IMDb or some such thing, where he can become Richard Linkrater.

The seventh thing ... No, wait. No, no, no. You've lost the numbering. Don't worry about it. That's okay. Nobody's judging you. I believe we're at number nine, possibly eight, of the things that Richard Linklater should be doing when he's not making his movies is, he should run and get elected as a mayor, that way he can become Richard Linkmayor.

 Richard Linklater

Finally, the tenth thing that Richard Linklater should be doing when he's not making his fun little films is, he should be riding the rails. That way he can finally achieve what so many people have been wanting for him to achieve. He can become Richard Linkrailer.

Those are the list of things that I think that Richard Linklater should be doing with his free time, when he's not making his films, but of course, none of this should distract from him from continuing making his films. I'm just suggesting some good fun hobbies for him to take up. Well, anyways, if you could pass this on to Richard Linklater, I'd much appreciated it. I got to get going now.

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