This one crazy trick to remain healthy.
I know what it's like for common everyday folks in America, constantly worried about health and their health and cheating death for just a little bit. But how do we, as Americans, and as humans in general fight that? Well there are many ways. You could say exercise, eating right, but I have another suggestion that totally isn't sponsored what so ever. They haven't paid me at all to say these sorts of things. The new pill Illustrate. That's right. This diet weight loss pill is the perfect, perfect for losing weight, weight. With so side effects what so ever. Certainly nothing mysterious or strange. I mean, those reports are just crazy.
How could a pill make somebody not be connected to gravity anymore and fly off in to space and disappear forever? That's crazy. It's not crazy, that's what's been happening. They paid me a lot of money to say these things, but it's going on. Some sort of person who's telling them malicious joke would say, a terrible malicious joke. So terrible that they would have to have some of the pills to know how terrible it is. It makes you lose weight. It makes you feel better, and that's all we have to say about that. So lose weight with the new hot shot pills.