from a 1972 issue
Oh, I remember a simpler time back when we didn't need to meet our neighbors through angry mobs, and we could meet them through simple things like parties or secret parties or potluck dinners or dinner parties or box socials. No longer though. Now the modern world has come upon us, and we all have to gather together with angry mobs. Why, people? Because the ancient god that we all started worshiping a few years ago demands another sacrifice?
You know what I'm saying, and listen to me, and I know this is going to sound weird, but why don't we just drop the sacrifice part and everybody else, we just have fun with each other now? I'm simply saying that at one point, we could do stuff like that. Everybody with me? No more sacrifices! No more sacrifices! Hang out with potlucks!