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... Spooky. Do you feel that chill on your spine?

... Spooky. Do you feel that chill on your spine?

The hair standing up on your arm? It is a spooky time right now. Everything has gone so creepy. Everybody is experiencing nightmares. Clearly, it is a time for the darker things to come out and play. Oh boy. Look over there. Is that a Crestmounted Voluseray? A rare and devilish creature, born at the very bottom of the ocean. It speaks to others, using only its mind. Every few years, they wander up to the surface, and go on land.

What do they do on land? A variety of things. They shop of a variety of bowling balls. Of bowling balls, and bowling ball-related accoutrements to bring back to their undersea kingdom. What is that over there? Look at it close, Reginald. Is it an Alloicious Volusipede Ah, the Alloicious Volusipede. One of the only creatures that are born just outside the earth's atmosphere. They live on stardust. They know so many things, and they only come to people just as they're about to wake up. For your eyesight is the strongest right in those two seconds, and you can just  a glimpse of them.

Follow me, follow me Simon. Simon. Reginald, you stay back. You're clearly too nervous to be here. Simon, look over there. The spookiness is draining. This spooky time will soon be over with, but look over there, Simon. What do you see, in that crevice? It's called the Altenian Pheresemont. The Altenian Pheresemont is a large-large creature that resembles a pregnant volcano. Fortunately, it is also a very lazy creature that often doesn't like to get up. Because if it did, it could destroy it all. What about you, Alan Do you see anything?

"No, I don't see anything," said Alan.

Of course you don't see anything, Alan. The spookiness is over with. Spookiness only lasts for such a short time, and then it is gone. When it will come back, I do not know. In the spookiness, you can so many things, so many wonderful spooky things.

The pure joy of clutching vintage Mountain Dew bottle.

The pure joy of clutching vintage Mountain Dew bottle.

Does God hate money? Well, he sure hates me having it.

Does God hate money? Well, he sure hates me having it.

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