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Disney executives openly wondering how much Los Angeles costs.

 Several Disney executives today brought up in a shareholders meeting, just seemingly randomly out of the blue, that they were interested in figuring out how much the entire city of Los Angeles might cost. One Disney executive, Raymond Powell, stated, "You know, Disney is such a magical place, full of such magical ideas, we're just kinda wondering. You know, how much would it cost to buy the entire city of Los Angeles?" And a follow up to that idea, "Can we like maybe force police officers to wear certain uniforms, and possibly change the city name of Los Angeles to something else like Disney City? The first city in the great Disney Empire?"

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Other executives concurred and said that Los Angeles would be a great place to start a theoretical empire, that the entire corporation of Disney would soon expand out, crushing every other person beneath their feet, as Disney marches on and on. Until all is Disney, and they rename the Earth from Earth to Disney Earth. Then the entire board started to laugh maniacally, like super evil. Uber evil, like crazy evil, man. Disney then went on to release a statement saying, "Don't think about it too much. Just remember that Disney is the most magical and wonderful place in the world."

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