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Do Chairs Feel Pain?

I know it sounds crazy, but I've been wondering if maybe, not saying that they're alive, because they're definitely not, they're just chairs - but I sometimes, when I sit down in a chair, I think to myself, do chairs feel pain, because that would suck if a chair felt pain. Pain is really bad.

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Is like, my comfort their pain? Oh, I would just feel terrible. I would have to sit up and not even sit up, stand up all the time. I'd have to stand up all the time and I couldn't sit down or sit up in chairs. That would be so weird. I hope chairs don't feel pain. I'm sorry, chairs, if you do feel pain. Forgive me.

That's great, President Trump. I must ask you why your calls have gotten so distant and confusing?

That's great, President Trump. I must ask you why your calls have gotten so distant and confusing?

If giant men exist, why haven't they bought me a pug to make me happy?

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