2018 Oscar Nominations
Here are the Oscar nominations for 2018.
For best supporting actor:
- Alistair Brainwhite for "Oh, my God. I've slipped in a bucket, and I can't fall down the stairs anymore, because I have done it so many times, and it hurts so very much."
-Raymond Delaquas for "Eating a ghost, the deliciousness multiplied."
-Billy Elliott, for the film "Billy Elliott, but not the one you're thinking of."
-Kermin Herring for "Whale Emporiata."
-Octavia Spencer for "Shape of Water."
-Fern Jdcfjwe for "The New Day Shall Become Again and Again and Again and then at one point, a dog will be there, but he'll be speaking with a British accent, and he'll be my friend, and his name is John."
-Sarah Remenitski for "Oh boy, guess what I have in my wallet. Wink wink.
-Tara Danakapetski for "Oh yeah, it's freaking World War II, and shit's going to get real crazy. And for some reason, Abraham Lincoln is here smoking a pipe."
-Zorin Alzazorsia for "Zorin Alzazorsia: a The true life story."
-Quadla Ferretian for "Jobs."
For best actress:
-Tina Marina Alenzina for "Oh boy, I can't wait to see it all, yeah, too."
-Ferno Canisterina for "Is that film just moving, or is the entire room spinning around? Oh, it's the first one? My mistake."
-Jennifer Lawrence for "Mother."
-Rena Moralena for "Oh boy, I have a pet duck now. I shall name him Byron, and we will be best friends, but then sadly Byron dies, and I grow really sad about that. But then, I realize that death is just a natural part of life, and I accept it. But then Byron comes back to life, and he's a zombie now, and he bites me, and then I become a zombie, but then I learn an important lesson about love, and everybody's happy, and I die, and then everybody's sad."
Executive Decision: for Ooh La La,
Sharina for "If you believe in love"
For best actor:
-Billy Carudakatia for this movie, it just seems to be a bunch of credits, two hours, three hours of credits. Oh boy, it just keeps going on. Wait a minute, is that a voice? I hear it. It's some sort of voice. It's beautiful. I love it. Let's keep watching. Ooh, a scene is playing. Now another scene is playing. But this just seems to be a six hour long track in front of a house. I was bored at first, but then I became compelled, then I got bored again. Now, I'm very compelled.
- Rare Masela for "Mreoooow, haaaaaa, roar, roar, roar, meow, meow, meow, roar, roar, roar, meow, meow, meow, roar, roar, roar, roar", a true story.
-Tom Hanks for "The Post."
-"Dave's Red Car" for hey, look at Dave's new sweet ass red car.
-Willie Plee Lomite for "Executive decision"
-Jessie Thompson "The female version."
-Jessie Thompson for "The Male Version."
-Steven Spielberg for "The Post."
Best Picture Nominees are:
-"Oh no, is that a vampire over there? Let's go check it out. It could be a vampire. He's wearing a cape. He could also be a musician. We need to examine further." Jerry Bruckheimer, producing.
-"Wowie Maui, ahoo, a box of chocolates for myself! Thanks! I'm going to enjoy these in the bathtub." Jerry Bruckheimer, producing.
-"Whoo, I didn't even knowwww the woman seal." Jerry Bruckheimer, producing.
-"Executive decision." Jerry Bruckheimer, producing.
-"The totally true time that Jerry Bruckheimer met a bunch of cool, single ladies, and then he got to save the world by blowing up all the bad guys." Scott Rubin, producing.
-"The Post, Steven Spielberg, producing. Amy Pascal, producing. Christian Makosiko, producing.
-"I didn't think I could fit 12 cheese balls in my mouth!" Jerry Bruckheimer, producing.
-"What about love between a turtle and another turtle." Jerry Bruckheimer, producing.
-"This cliff doesn't look that far. I think I can jump off of it, and I would live." Jerry Bruckheimer, producing.
-"Entourage 2, the re-entouraging." Jerry Bruckheimer, producing.
Now that's it, your list of Oscar nominees for 2018. Believing ones were left off the list, talk about it in the comments section.