Why Ferris Bueller's Day Off sucks. We all grew up with this movie, right? We all remember Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Well, let me tell you something, and let me tell you something right now, everybody. Ferris Bueller's Day Off is an overrated piece of trash, and it's all based on the whiniest, the most unlikable character I've ever seen in a modern movie. Can you believe this Ferris Bueller? Can you believe that somebody would be so lazy and so entitled as to skip school a few times? Who does that? No one skips school. That's just unforgivable to think that a teenager might, in some days, not want to go to school and do homework. Who is this evil person? How dare people show this movie to poor children.
Will they not learn how to write? Will they not learn how to appreciate basic algebra when they follow this horrible example of a human being? Why, God? Why, God? Why have you done this to everybody? Take me now so that I may not be in the view of these horrid and evil people that want to do this to the poor children. Are we not just plaything to you! Are we So dammed for you to do this to us! Damn you. Damn you for getting the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off made. Damn you.