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The X-men are dead in Logan, but you won't find out how, and there is no way to find out how, which is crap

 In Logan, when the X-Men are dead, you don't find out how. So, the movie Logan was about the future where all the X-Men are dead, but it's bullshit because they don't tell you how they died. All they do is have numerous scenes where Charles Xavier, who is powerful enough with his mind that he could kill people with just a thought, is going senile.

And then there's that scene where he almost has an attack, and a bunch of people almost died from his mental powers. And then there's that other scene where he strongly hints that he lost control while in cerebro, which is the thing that hooks him up to almost all the mutants in the world.

But they didn't really tell us how most of the X-Men died, and that's total bullshit. That's like so bull shit. They were doing ... I don't know what they thought they were doing, because they didn't say it out loud ever. They only ever had scenes of Charles and Logan vaguely mentioning it, and then breaking down and crying because it seemed like such a horrible thing. That is so bullshit. They did not tell me what happened, and Mantis would date me I'm that cool. I'm better than everybody. I'm better. Like just so much better.

Like you know who's better than me? Nobody. I'm just so good. Screw Thor's humorous tone. Think about it. Don't you love the other Thor movies? Don't you remember them in detail? That's right. How dare somebody bring humor to a superhero movie? These are important things, even more important than anything. Oh my god, he's so epic you bastard, you just don't know what you're talking about. Just idiots. You're dumb idiots. You're morons.

And it doesn't matter that anybody else likes it because if you're being disrespectful, and you're not being serious to the important material, I'm so smart, and better than everybody, I know so many things, and you're totally bullshit. You're like the most bullshit thing ever. People go up to you, and go like, you know what's bull shit? You are.

 I don't even have to do this. I'm going to write for a big time comic book, or a newspaper where stories are tweets from celebrities. I'm important. I'm so important. I'm so cool. People like me. I've got many friends. At one point in my life, random people would just come up to me and high-five me. That's a thing that happened. All of you suck. You suck so hard. God I hate you. I hate you so much. I'm better.

 

"Star Wars: The Last Jedi" review.

"Star Wars: The Last Jedi" review.

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