What is this site: an editorial by the editor-in-chief Marvel.com

What is this site? All you people do is write nonsense. You spend the whole day trying to get Marvel to put in a character called Superbatman? What are you? I don't get this. This is AHHHHHHHHH! I'm going to have a lot of trouble taking over the world if you keep doing stuff like this.

The place where it happens

The place where it happens

Stan Lee hates the Spiderman movie

Superbatman still not a Marvel character no matter how hard I try