I would very much like to meet an elf

If you are an elf, or if you know an elf, I would like to meet them because I think that would be super cool. The elf does not even have to be a Legolas-like-one either. It can be a Santa one that works at making toys, because then they could make toys that would be cool. Or if again you are a Lord of the Rings type one, yes that would be super cool as well. You could very much be a big super cool thing.

Again, it does not have to be any of these types. Then again, if you do come down I just want to meet you. If you don't know any elf that is OK. Just remember

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