Nobody at publishing house is exactly sure why they put out a book about Sexy Vampire Watermelons.

 The publishing house, Random Penguin, announced today that they aren't exactly sure how, and/or why they put out a book series, the Sky Fear Chronicles, which is about an ordinary high school girl and a sexy, mysterious vampire watermelon. Saying they aren't entirely sure who approved such a thing or why they approved such a thing.

Book publishing executive, Helena Fanner stated that she is super duper not sure who this appeals to or why. When a reporter suggested, "Why don't you just look up who the author is?" Fanner said that inexplicably, the book appears to have been published anonymously, which only confounds the mystery of the whole thing. She went on to say, "Hi, -

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