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Illuminati exposed as producers of the Justice League.

The Illuminati was exposed today as producers of the wildly unsuccessful, The Justice League. Starring several actors like Jason Momoa, Gal Gadot, and an Affleck brother. The film, which had Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Aqua Man all together on one screen performed less good. Less good than random Then Thor, a formerly B-list character.

The Illuminati, of course, produced the film in hoping of gaining traction back into the world of secretly ruling everybody. Not like the Free Masons, whose advertising budget is crazy, man. They're all over the place. They're on posters secretly. There's a bunch of You look in the trashcan and what's there? Secret messages about the Free Masons.

Not exactly sure what they do exactly, but they do advertise a lot, whereas the Illuminati thinks it was a smart idea to spend its money on The Justice League. Who's the better of the two? 

Lonely man Sadly realizes that Cat will eat him when he dies.

Nobody at publishing house is exactly sure why they put out a book about Sexy Vampire Watermelons.

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