It's okay, Melissa Benoist. Sure, you own a lot of axes, but you can stop whenever you feel like it.
Everybody has their weird thing. And Melissa, you own a bunch of axes. Mainly ancient axes, authentic ones from Vikings. You don't know exactly how this all got started. But you own at least 40 of them. And yes, every time you're in the television show Supergirl, you're currently thinking about them and where to get more of them. But it's okay. It's okay. It's not that weird of a thing. True, you feel compelled to hide them, and you're not letting anybody know them.
That's why I'm writing this all down. Because Melissa Benoist is a good person, who likes to own axes. Ancient Nordic axes. That was most likely used in actual Viking raids. At least that's what the collectors assure me. And it's okay to treat yourself. That's why you're just gonna buy one or 35 more of them. There just fun. There's nothing unusual about it. It's a totally normal hobby that if you were to show anybody, they would be like "That's a sweet hobby."