Recently graduated college student Arnold von Johnson has come to a staggering realization. Although he worked each and every day hard on graduating from college, he doesn't really know what to do now. He didn't even really plan anything beyond just getting past college. And now the crushing realization that he's gonna have to do something with his life beyond this is fucking shocking. Like, wow. But he did it. He freakin' did it, man. He got through it. He pushed hard and he got through it, man. "God, I did it! I don't gotta do this no more! I'm graduated!" he was quoted as saying. "Like, holy ... freakin' hell, man! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Take that, everybody else who's gotta go through more years of this! I'm done!" "Holy shit, oh my God. Now what?" he was also quoted as saying.