Is Taylor Swift an Illuminati clone of Anton Lavey The Founder of Church of Satan's daughter?
Is Taylor Swift an Illuminati clone of Anton Lavey's daughter? Well. Okay. So here's the thing about the Illuminati and cloning. It's complicated. Does the Illuminati ever clone people? Well. Yes. It's very much tried to do some stuff like that. Did we ever attempt to clone Anton Lavey's daughter, Zeena? Well. Okay, so here's the thing. Yes, we actually did clone, well we tried to clone her. Why did we try to clone her? We had DNA of hers lying around and we were like, "Why don't we try and clone her?" I was there. I remember the meeting. It was like, "We could clone Anton Lavey's daughter or we could clone ..." I think we were gonna maybe try and clone Tony Danza I think was the dude we were also thinking about. Mainly just 'cause we had Tony Danza I think was another idea that was thrown around. Britney Spears was one. We didn't have Britney Spears' DNA. Okay so the conversation got started with we wanted to clone Britney Spears but it just didn't happen.
We decided hey why don't we give this a shot? So we kind of. It was horrifying. It was horrifying. The cloning procedure didn't work so it was just the flesh. It was just a sentient ball of flesh. It just kept screaming and screaming and screaming and the slime it would leave around was horrific. We just kept trying to make it work but it didn't work. We actually never ... We just abandoned the facility. Partly because the bank took it but mainly because it was just a nightmare. All the Illuminati people were having just horrific nightmares about the whole thing. Nobody was doing well.
So, no. No, Taylor Swift is not in fact an Illuminati clone. That is not a real thing. We did attempt to make a clone of Anton Lavey's daughter, Zeena, but thing is no. Anything that It was bad. Very not good, bad.