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fans surprised that man who plays video games for a living enjoys nerdy things.

fans surprised that man who plays video games for a living enjoys nerdy things.

 Fans of Let's Player Alan Lightswitcherson have expressed shock and delight that Alan seems to enjoy a collection of nerdy things, even though he plays video games for a living. Saying that his mentioning of various comic book characters and popular blockbuster movies, such as Guardians of the Galaxy, really show that the man who has spent his lifetime playing video games on the internet is just some sorta nerd in real life. Because the super cool dude who does nothing but play video games for a living, you fucking morons, you idiots, would be at all into those sorts of things.

This is a real thing I've seen. Quoted a random reporter who quoted me, I said that. They also expressed delight that a man, who plays video games for a living would enjoy having his picture drawn as a cool action hero. Because why wouldn't he enjoy that? He plays video games for a living. You should not be shocked by this. How are you shocked by this? Why is this a thing that surprises people? It's not surprising. What are you, stupid? Are you all just stupid? You sound stupid! You could all just aah! Aah! Do you not get that? Yes! The guy who plays video games for a living is a fucking nerd! How is that not obvious? Morons! Ugh! These people walk around with us! They breathe our air! You breathe air by them! AHHHH What do you think is AHHHH? What do they consider a nerd? Oh, fucking aah! Just aah! Nerds! Giant nerds!     

It was then in anger that I finally looked over my desk and I started to strangle somthing "Why do you think that's cool? That is not cool."

He said, "I don't know what you're talking about?" I said, "Of course, you don't. It's Why do you think it's cool?" and I just kept strangling my office mate/cousin sean 113 I was so angry at him. How could he like this? He kept declaring, "I don't even know what you're talking about. Stop talking. I don't even know who red hot chill papper is." Of course you know who they are, you son of a bitch," I said. "Of course you do." Then I remembered my favorite Todd Redmond song, (singing). Dani California got up. I let him get up.

"Well, you're right. It's not your fault that people on the internet have no clue what they're talking about. But, as Todd Redmond says,," I said.

"Do you know who Todd Redmond is?"

"Yeah."

"He wrote many songs. They're all my favorite songs in the world," I said.

"Okay, name one," he said.

"Okay, we'll there's this one nana dani california, It goes like this nana dani california," stunning him with my beautiful angel-like singing voice. But then he had the gall,

he said, "That's not a Todd Redmond song."

"He also has that song where he goes like nana dani california. That's Todd Redman, man," I said.

"No. You are mistaking him ... Argh. he said. "No, do you?" I said in the cunning design. And he said, "No."

Bye cousin Sean 113, I'm off to Argentina.

"Why are you going to Argentina?"

"Because a drugs i mean the political situation "I said being all smart and genius and future Pulitzer Prize winner reporter-y."

Then he had the gall to insinuate the only reason I was going there was to try the Ayahuasca, and he was so wrong. He'd never been more wrong in his life. That was the last words I said to him for a month or two.

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