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"No, I'm human again." An editorial from Gerard Butler.

 "Gerard Butler is now human again. Gerard Butler had known true and pure happiness as corn, but now Gerard Butler is human again. Gerard Butler is so broken. What will become of me. Will I have to go back to starring in such films as P.S. I Love You and 300? Most likely. At one point, I lived on a farm and I ate through the beautiful sun, but no longer. I shall return to my human life, but always think about the beauty of being corn.  Oh, Gerard Butler was once corn. A more beautiful existence I could not ask for. Oh, well."

 

Phelous reviews Balto (Dingo Pictures)

An Indian preacher has created a church based on Neon Genesis Evangelion.

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