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I love being corn, an editorial from Gerard Butler.

I love being corn. I realize now that corn is the best thing in the world to be. I want to be corn forever. It's just so wonderful to wake up and look around and you're like, "Hey, wow, I'm corn now." I grow taller, taller and I'm so full of corn goodness. Everybody loves corn.

I want to be corn for eternity. No longer shall I be Gerard Butler, the action star, who also occasionally stars in romantic comedies like P.S. I Love You. Now, Gerard Butler shall be the corn who sits in a field, happily soaking up rays and being corn.

"No, no, no!" Screams area man, as website once again suggests joining the newsletter.

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