Local area woman, Mileena Mertague has claimed she has become far too relaxed after world's greatest massage. Mileena, who before then often complained about the cold arbitrary randomness of the universe and how fate seems to conspire against us in awful ways not sees it as beautiful and appreciates that in a universe seemingly ruled by chaos she came into existence somehow.
She's found this new philosophy detrimental to her job and career. Witch requires a deeply cynical and nihilistic outlook to effectively perform it, she now that she believes the world is full of infinite joy and happiness she can no longer get her job done. She is now suing the massage parlor for workman's comp.